Broadoak Perry at 7.5% is from Clutton, England. It is a very pale sweet perry, looking like a white wine, and the aroma was slightly vinous as well.
7.5%
FUCK. it's strong and it doesn't taste strong. A new answer to date rape drugs. I believe so.
Clutton
past manchester. Not fucked then. south.
Very pale
It looks like piss.
Sweet
Like ASDA no added sugar juice. ok but kinda shit.
Looking like white wine
if your white wine has been swilled around in your mouth and then passed through the body, twice.
aroma was slightly vinous
Vinous? looked in a dictionary.
vi·nous
adj.
1. Of, relating to, or made with wine.
2. Affected or caused by the consumption of wine.
3. Having the color of wine.
Bullshit.
It smells like all strong ciders, TCP and plasters mixed with pepto bismol and yep you guessed it. Piss.
Conclusion
Cider isn't just for tramps and alco's. It's also for wanna be piss artistes. A unique mix of hardly any flavour, no bubbles and man rating links this perry highly. Get the job done quickly and do it right. 7.5% is the new "out on piss wid lads". dump the vagina and grow a set with BROADOAK.
BROADOAK is a bit like HUGE COCK. which is what you'll have if you drink WIDTHWOOD PHARRUY.
DP rating out of 5: We've all had a drink but you're still a cunt/5
Bullshit.
It smells like all strong ciders, TCP and plasters mixed with pepto bismol and yep you guessed it. Piss.
Conclusion
Cider isn't just for tramps and alco's. It's also for wanna be piss artistes. A unique mix of hardly any flavour, no bubbles and man rating links this perry highly. Get the job done quickly and do it right. 7.5% is the new "out on piss wid lads". dump the vagina and grow a set with BROADOAK.
BROADOAK is a bit like HUGE COCK. which is what you'll have if you drink WIDTHWOOD PHARRUY.
DP rating out of 5: We've all had a drink but you're still a cunt/5
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