Should I have another beer?

F&Q for crucial times

"Should I have another beer?"

Yes - get two.

"Should I have another drink?"

Yes - asking is a type of torture and human rights activists wouldn't like that.

"Should I have a drink?"

Yes - drinking leads to death or worse, a bad time.

"I've only got beer/wine/whiskey, should I?"

Yes - It's not for decoration and you can't drink it when you're dead.

"I can only have one, but I know what will happen"

This isn't a fucking commentary get on with it fanny.

"Ahh these beers aren't chilled, should I wait?"

No - independence day showed the consequences with "waiting", grab it now.

"I've had enough, shouldIi really have another?"

Yes - questions need answered they're not there to be Chinese proverbs. If you can ask questions you can ask for another round.

"I've got work tomorrow, I can't have another?"

No - Responsible, start drinking earlier and remember if you didn't have a job you'd be a bum. Bums can't handle booze.

"what's the perfect mix for a cocktail?"

Shut up - the glass is meant to be full.

"I'm trying to lose weight what should i drink?"

BMW - Bitches,Meat and Whiskey - www.yes.com WATER WINE WHISKY.

BROADOAK PERRY REVIEW

Broadoak Perry at 7.5% is from Clutton, England. It is a very pale sweet perry, looking like a white wine, and the aroma was slightly vinous as well.

7.5%

FUCK. it's strong and it doesn't taste strong. A new answer to date rape drugs. I believe so.

Clutton

past manchester. Not fucked then. south.

Very pale

It looks like piss.

Sweet

Like ASDA no added sugar juice. ok but kinda shit.

Looking like white wine

if your white wine has been swilled around in your mouth and then passed through the body, twice.

aroma was slightly vinous

Vinous? looked in a dictionary.

vi·nous

adj.

1. Of, relating to, or made with wine.

2. Affected or caused by the consumption of wine.

3. Having the color of wine.

Bullshit.
It smells like all strong ciders, TCP and plasters mixed with pepto bismol and yep you guessed it. Piss.

Conclusion

Cider isn't just for tramps and alco's. It's also for wanna be piss artistes. A unique mix of hardly any flavour, no bubbles and man rating links this perry highly. Get the job done quickly and do it right. 7.5% is the new "out on piss wid lads". dump the vagina and grow a set with BROADOAK.

BROADOAK is a bit like HUGE COCK. which is what you'll have if you drink WIDTHWOOD PHARRUY.

DP rating out of 5: We've all had a drink but you're still a cunt/5