The box.

The box? The cube? The idea behind the perfect maths.

4 solid walls enclosing what can only be a sliver lining of joy...

BOX OF WINE.

WOAH! hold a fucking cock you double bastard. a box of wine? FUCKING YES.

Lets firstly show exhibit 1. wikipedophile cannot be wrong in 2010.

SO that being said. let me get on to what we have to talk about WINE and the box. You're outside it's a lovely day and you're enjoying a glass of POMME NERUF DE SHAT and then you think well this is delicious, not bubbly, not gassy, not heart burn tastic, not weak, not to strong, not overly gay (SEE SECTION 3) ad whats more IM MUTHA FUCKA CIV-EY-LISSEED BAICTH.

Pour me some more fermented grapes in this bad boy now. as we are the knees of the bees.

OK, wine. You're out on the town and its all "HEY MAN LETS HAVE SOME BOTTLE LARGER" (dont you get sick of hearing that when you're out?) and so you say "LADS, I'VE GOT THIS" as they rock onto the dance floor holding their wife beater and Swab the Becks. Who is this piece of genius. Is that? I that a huge bottle? no, no it cant be? is it. FUCK SHAMPOO... it's a bottle of the REREY DE SHITPISS 2007!!! i aint goin to the bar in ages cunty. while i pull more than muscles you'll be hitting the bar at least every 2 minutes for a refill. TOTAL REBALLS.

is this working for you yet?. Wine - stronger than beer = less fucking about and less gas > generic pub man.

redwine - blood of Christ and he's got all sorts named after him. leg end.
white wine - cheaper than many bottles of beer and not needing a mixer. women... may have this right.
rose? - IF YOU WEAR PINK POLO SHIRTS THEN YOU ARE ALREADY HALF WAY THERE.

so let's get to section 3. as spoken about before. this is why wine is not gay.

ROMANS LOLZ

they conquered most shit. drank wine. looked nails. COINCIDENCE?